On pizza in Congress

Didn't you know: "pizza" is Italian for the english word "vegetable." Hence, pizza is not only a vegetable; but what's more: 


"mad cow" beef provides immunities against prevailing diseases such as insanity and needing a clock to punch. Really: it's all 


in the risks one is willing to take with food from a peddler in the street to Whole Foods and the (FDA), not that the FDA isn't 


corrupt if Obama is 'developmentally arrested' by all accounts according to Jon Stewart on the Daily Show Dec. 7, 2011. It's 


about a lot more than pizza defined as a vegetable: it's more like how can any American kid be denied PIZZA!!! It would be 


like taking the ZaZa out of Eliza! IT IS UNTHINKABLE! As a male grows, whether they are greek geek or revenge of the nerds 


in their capacities football or c++, pizza is a staple food in America. Thus, if needs be: it will be reclassified and more 


broccoli will be added as toppings by the lunch lady in charge of it all. YOU DO NOT WANT TO PISS OFF THE LUNCH LADY or 


expect as an adult to NOT get soup from the "soup Nazi!" if it should ever get to that. (While on the subject: laundry ladies 


follow suit too as people in society as a needy male myself I (me) do NOT want to get on their wrong side).