Friday, December 16, 2011

Is my name Mick Jagger?

NAH: I am da fuk U OK A-hole!

Me: just so u know: my line of communicating is, as far as I can tell, opaque obfuscation on the merits of NOT getting on the wrong side of a laundry lady.

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

my objective in life is to poke fun at...

... the "gnat hells" particular to some entities, foreign agents and/or "other" categories, etc. from the confines and cob webs of my own particular "gnat hell" amidst brain fluids, chemical imbalances, analysts analyzing what it is that analysts analyze all the time in their twit analyst labs, which leaves me wondering what it is THAT those entities, foreign agents and/or "other" categories are analyzing all the twit time in their labs so that I am opting to open my own twit lab underneath the bridge over 95 to analyze what it is THAT analysts are analyzing all the twit time using stool samples left by homeless people under the 95 bridge for analysis: fully funded honorarium gratis by my alma mater three times removed up the street from where I live:

I hung myself once, but my life was saved.

On Peer Support w/ Therapy Dog & Sponsorship:

At the hint of my doctor analyzing me to be "aggressive," in his word, when I have my pet therapy dog with me at the appointment, the self same pet therapy dog that I enrolled in pet therapy dog training in my endeavor to promulgate "Peer Support w/ Pet Therapy Dog & Sponsorship," and the self same pet therapy dog THAT has had a badge with our picture on IT at the self same hospital as where the doctor works (albeit AT a different location) to vist a children's ward at THAT hospital (not to mention badges and visits to retirement communities over the course of Time), left me fiddling with the leash at the door of such facilities.

good morning Star Alliance: get a load of this < SlyWalker >

Texting:

Me: must've been my communication skills not being comprehended by y'all in communicating with y'all and vice versa. 5:19 PM

Me: what y'all don't understand is THAT I am fucking busy explaining "mohammed rates" to dragon ladies and I might be short sometimes, but I am straight in around IT 5:24 PM